If you do a so-so effort on the job, your boss pays you one of these...

If your Star-car breaks down, you spend one of these to get it fixed...

Ask this guy nicely and he will slice your deli meat extra thin at the local Star-Blimpee.

And if you want to buy horrible torture, might want to keep one of these handy.

"They never even asked me any questions!"
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