Tragedy at Cobra Crimson Guard Week!

Although hard to understand, when the great leaders of Cobra Crimson Guard week get unhappy with the current 'specialness' that the Cobra Crimson Guard display, certain duties must be performed. Like killing them all, and then finding new stronger members for the team. Have you ever been part of a cult that has killed you for not pleasing your leaders? Share!

It's Cobra Crimson Guard Week!

The Leaders have Arrived!

The Cobra Crimson Guard Circle of Sharing and Caring... I mean, Squishing and Destroying, is extra happy when the Cobra Crimson Guard leaders Tomax and Xamot come to town! Much happiness and joy is celebrated when the founding brothers speak and give gifts. It is not uncommon for late night story telling from Tomax, and interpretive dance from Xamot! Do you do interpretive dance for friends and family? Share!

Its Cobra Crimson Guard Week!

Standing Tall for Cobra Crimson Guard

The elitest members of Cobra Crimson Guard are carried into battle in this fashion. AND then they are mowed down by Heavy Duty and his machine gun. Its really sad that the best of the best troops get killed in this fashion. But there is always a Cobra Crimson Guard troop on the bottom, ready to go to the top! Have you ever climbed the latter of death? Please Share!

It's Cobra Viper Week!

The Cobra Crimson Guard Spinning Saw Attack!

This one is truly horrific. When after a long and tiresome battle with GI Joe, Cobra Crimson Guard often feel the need to spend their remaining funds at the Mall. When they walk into a store and see prices they don't agree with, the form the Cobra Crimson Guard Spinning Saw Attack formation and cut prices in half! I wish they did that with the pack of Cobra Crimson Guard figures that I bought. Do you have any attack methods in stores?

Its Cobra Crimson Guard Week!

The Dreaded Cobra Crimson Guard Red Pyramid!

During the heat of battle with Cobra Crimson Guard, a common tactic is to 'Pyramid Up'. Legend says that some of the Crimson Guard accountants used pyramid schemes at the office. It worked well making Cobra lots of money, so they thought it would work just as well on the battle field. It did not, and many of the first Crimson Guard members were killed by Heavy Duty mowing them over with his machine gun. It was a sad day. But they soon perfected the move, and it is now one of the most feared formations in battle! Do you have a formation that you like to use in battle?

Its Cobra Crimson Guard Week!

Cobra Crimson Guard Celebrates the 13th

You think Friday the 13th is bad? Cobra Crimson Guard members do most of their killing on Monday the 13th! Before the hunt, they limber up in the dreaded Cobra Crimson Guard Circle of Caring and Sharing. Yes they are working on a more menacing name for it. Do you have a circle that you would like to share?

Its Cobra Crimson Guard Week!

It's Cobra Crimson Guard Week!

BATMAN CAPE WEAVING HAS BEEN CANCELED FOR THIS IMPORTANT PROPAGANDA!


Hey-hey, Its Cobra Crimson Guard week! All this week the Toy Museum will feature the Cobra Crimson Guard in all their glory! See Cobra's red legion team do neat things all for the glory of Cobra! Find out interesting facts, like what do Cobra Crimson Guard members do for their day time jobs? Or see what kind of trouble those quirky Crimson Guard get the GI Joe team in. And don't be afraid to write in your favorite Crimson Guard story for others to share!

It's Crimson Guard week!