So, maybe I'm color blind.

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to everybody's favorite game show, "Name that Red-Suited Cobra Soldier!" Tonight we have a special...wait a second. Who...who is that...?

Plastastic Park

Usually, all these dinosaurs are kept in a plastic tote, safely away from the other toys. But without warning, someone tipped the tote over and there has been nothing but toy carnage for the past few days. The only thing surviving are the Bionicles, since they taste mostly like burnt tinfoil. I'll have to round these beasts up soon, though. I found some eggs under my bed yesterday.

Just call me Dr Frankenstein

For anyone that can't stand GI Joe toy mutation/mutilation, you may want to close your eyes...

This is what's left of my brothers and my very, very, VERY first GI Joes, ever. My brothers got the heavy machine gunner and the mortar launcher, and I got the Laser Trooper (Flash). Man, I was lucky! I loved that guy! Even though this was before "swivel arm battle grip," is was one of my most favorite toys. Alas, one day, one of the arms broke. (GASP!) I had to think quick. So, I took apart my brothers heavy machine gunner, took the arms, and put them on Flash. You can see one of his old arms next to him.

So, you want to learn more about Flash? Well, then read his card I saved as well. Flash, show 'em the card!

Holy Reptile Drool, Batman!

With all the different kinds of suits and armor that have been made for the Batman toy figures, it would seem to me that he should have worn his Anti-alligator Batman suit for this mission.

It's uh... um... a uh...

Hey there kids! It's now time for "Guess-The-Star-Wars-Toy-Spaceship-Flown-By-A-Smuggler-And-A-Big-Hair-Dude-That-Almost-Got-Eaten-By-A-Giant-Space-Slug Game Show!" We have a really good one for you tonight! First I'll show you the close-up shots of the toy, and you try to figure out what it is.


Here's a hit, the name sounds like "Gilleniun Ralcon."

No, not iPods!

The Lego X-Pods are now complete in our household. (Until they come out with the next set.) It may be me, but it seems like there are more pieces with the newer sets. But hey, that's just fine. I also recommend playing the X-Pod playoff game with them. Quite fun, if I do say so myself. It involves eating, flying, scareing, pushing, jumping, and more. Like a very interactive version of chess. Sorta. Kinda. But not really.

Will the real Roadblock please stand.

Meanwhile, a conversation is over heard between Roadblock and Low-light...