Xevoz - Mario!'s design, I like those arms!

Very funny design Mario! I do like the flag arms, they are great! I can just imagine it waving them frantically; "Pay attention to me! Pay attention to me!"

Darn, I tried to loop a quick .gif animation on the page but it won't work. If I drag and drop the file into the browser it works. Is this a blogger no do thing? I was successful long ago with Lego Emperor, but it only worked for a short time before I messed it up. Any ideas, web geeks?

Xevoz - Challenger #1 - Danage Slayer

Already the first entry has been created! Danage Slayer aka Bryan from work designed this neat little fellow. I bet it likes long walks on the beach and wearing flowers in the winter time. Nice job, good balance of species, not too over the edge. You can really get an idea of how cool these Xevoz can intermix with each other.


So, who's next in line in creature creation?


I'm waiting for instructions. Don't be afraid to ask me to photoshop a text bubble that says something appropriate, or some other cheesy effect.

Xevoz Challenge!

For the last few weeks I have subliminally introduced Xevoz into your deepest cavities. Sadly though, I doubt you have the same reckless action figure collecting bug that I do, so playing with Xevoz is impossible for you. This is where the Xevoz Challenge comes to play! All you have to do is pick which figures you want me to disassemble, then what parts you want me to build with, and then I will create your creation and take a picture for all to see! Weeee!

For Example; "Duh, I'll take the Torso of C, with the Legs of R, and the Head of J, with the weapons of E." -I will then take those parts and pieces and custom build your creation and photo it for all to see!

Lets try not to go too crazy, keep it close the example above, and only one comment creation at a time. I expect millions of submissions, so we have to be fair.

Also, if this gets really crazy. I will introduce you to the Xevoz game, where each of your pieces correspond to a Xevoz power Glyph and Helix roller. We will then choose which of the coolest creations to fight against each other in a battle of ultimate destruction.

So What are you waiting for? What should I build first?

Xevoz - Inferno Fury - He must be a liar because his pants are on ____!

I was going to do this whole silly Photoshop bit where Inferno Fury starts burning the poster board he is standing on, then engulfing my couch, and then my arms bursting into flames, but I just got extremely lazy. Inferno Fury is one of those Xevoz that as soon as you see him in the other figures section on the packages, you know he is the next one to buy. Top five for sure, he has more of that pretty clear plastic, loads of weapons (one that shoots about a few inches!), swords and staffs, and cool eye ball head.

And those neat wings sure are spiffy hot.


Sniff Sniff, I think I have exhausted my Xevoz collection to show off. I do have that one that turns into a car, but it's quite ridiculous, and I'm again too lazy to photo shoot that one (I might even sell it). But stay tuned for my exciting Xevoz Challenge coming tomorrow or the next day.

New Serpentor, old Air Chariot, No look like fun for Cobra Leader

Serpentor does not look like he is enjoying the ride on his new/old Air Chariot. He almost looks like someone on a motorized scooter, on his way to deliver a pizza. It's funny how Hasbro is trying to cram these some what larger GI Joe's onto older vehicles meant for smaller figures. Don't get me wrong, I'm hyperactive that these vehicles are being release. We all saw my old Air Chariot's condition in post 345 or something, so its nice to have a new one again. At least they provided a Serpentor without his cape. I can't believe he would fly with that spinning lift thing so close to his feet and cape. I guess Cobra cuts costs by not dealing with OSHA. Yet we all saw the consequences of that in GI Joe the movie.

Xevoz - Sky Grinder - Get a haircut!

People sometimes get annoyed with Skaters in these crazy times. At work, when we are closed, Skaters come buy and do tricks on the dock. Sometimes when we are open, they try and do tricks as well, so we have to send them away. But, soon in the future, Skaters will upgrade new ammunitions, like bombs and missiles on their arms. They will fly through the sky on Afterburner Jet packs and boards. They will have swords attached to cables. They will have modified metal knuckle pounders. They will tell us to go home.

Maybe I should start practicing my skills now.

Xevoz - Bone-Cutter - Take that Insecticon!

This bug is so cool, he got honors for the first toy ever to appear on the Toy Museum's Header. Bone-Cutter is simply the best insect/praying mantis figure ever made in the history of bug making! Plenty of joints, appendages, legs, heads, wings, hands, weapons, shields, this guy never gets boring.

If you were a bug that had a light bulb head, where would you go?