Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Halo Universe Cortana

Good Lord, toys like this could get me beat up!

I REALLY had no interest in this Cortana action figure, and for the first time in toy history, I bought a toy strictly for the display base. Hey, its a large base, and lights up! (can the toy get any more kinky?)

I actually played through Halo 4, not playing through Halo 1, 2, or 3, I was pretty lost. Cortana here, from what I could gather, was a blueberry jelly blob alien life form, that transformed into the shape pleasing to the Master Chef. 

I really don't know what to say about this toy, no articulation, but uh, good proportions.

The good news was that the toy was fifty percent off the lowest price (five bucks). The Bad news was the batteries were not included, or swiped by some Idaho cheap skate. So now I have a display stand that doesn't light up yet.

The worst of it is, that it reveals one more flaw to Finn, no holes on his feet to stand on a display base!

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