Han: How did you come up with Festivus Obi Wan?
Obi Wan: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for someone I was watching over.
Obi Wan: I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man.
Obi Wan: As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Leia: What happened to the doll?
Obi Wan: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!
Han: That must have been some doll.
Obi Wan: She was.
Luke: Oh, God.