Monday, December 28, 2009

Festivus at the Cantina, Part 5

Han: How did you come up with Festivus Obi Wan?

Obi Wan: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for someone I was watching over.

Obi Wan: I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man.

Obi Wan: As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Leia: What happened to the doll?

Obi Wan: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Han: That must have been some doll.

Obi Wan: She was.

Luke: Oh, God.

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