Vote for your favorite face.

No, I wasn't watching America's Next Top Model tonight. And no, I didn't do a 'photo shoot' with Man-E-Faces afterwards.

So what is your favorite face? Human, Monster, or Robot?





I like Robot face. I can't remember this guy's story, but what kind of car accident do you have to get into to have this problem?

Foul Moudama, the COOLEST Jedi in town.

I'm so pleased to find that Hasbro made a Foul Moudama toy! Now I can relive him kicking Grievous's butt.


He is so polite too, observing the no shoes inside rule.

Mmmm yummy.

I think I will eat these yummy fries.


Bwaaaaah? Its a Transformer!



And what are these rumors about Jon Voight in the new Transformers movie? That is, the actor not the dentist.

101 ways to die on the Death Star!

#2 Team Death Star vs Rancor Team tennis?


Thanks Captain Chris! That is awesome!

Unmasking Cobra Commander!

Today I am attacking a very controversial topic. I will unmask Cobra Commander in front of fives of viewers. If you are squimish, or suffering from any medical annomalyies, I strongly urge you to skip away.

Here is the nice new clearance pack of Cobra guys I found the other day.


And a litle back story to Cobra Commander, if you forgot who he was.


Now lets unmaske him! His loyal troops seem to be protecting him...


With a few finger flicks they are gone. Now lets see what he really looks like...


Hmmm. Well that is a bit disapointing. He seems to be just a regular guy. Kind of looks like Luke Skywalker on Jango Fett's body. I'm Ruined. There goes my toy blog reputation. I should stick less classified projects.



And Wait a second, what happened to that so called C4 that was...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGG!

The New Cobra H.I.S.S. is waaaay toooo cooool.

The plan was to hold on to some B-day money for a rainy day. Good thing my Birthday is near April. I broke down and bought this awesome Cobra Hiss tank. WOW did Hasbro make a nice toy. I can't help but to keep picking this thing up and looking at it. Jeff was right about the bells and whistles. Four missle launchers that each launch two missles. If you press it just right thats eight powerfull shots. I literally took out eight Joe's in one go. The back end also houses four troop seats for the surprise army attack. This thing might win toy of the year awards in my book.


The Cobra Hiss was so popular in my collection, even creepy Movie version Fred Flintstone wanted a chance to race it.


Unfortunatly Cobra Commander took that as a threat and fired some deadly shots at the Stone Age mobile transport.


Luckily cute Dino got away but poor Fred was a victim of Cobra's Deadly power.

101 ways to die on the Death Star!

#95 Getting involved with none of your buisness.

101 ways to die on the Death Star! Chris Sith suggests...

#364 Squished flat at a "Droid Pride" Parade?

101 ways to die on the Death Star! Jedi Jeff edition.

#84 So that's what is in those things!


Oh darn. The nightmares begin again.

101 ways to die on the Death Star! Onward!

And here are some more terrifying situations... Uh-oh. It appears Industrial Light and Dan has incountered some serious problems with the green screen. Hmmm.

#84 Something about those little Death Star Mouse droids?


#86 Team Death Star vs Rancor Team tennis?


#3 Ouch that had to hurt?


If you feel the need to help ILD with this situation, please edit the above and email them back to me to correct this embarrissing problem.

101 ways to die on the Death Star! More...

#4 Accidentally waking the Emperor during a nap.


#34 Shocked off the side of the Death Star by the Emperor.


#22 Shocked by the Emperor in front of troops to set an example.


#23 The Emperor finds you napping on the Job.


#24 Not letting the Emperor push the buttons on the Elevator.

101 ways to die on the Death Star! Continues...

#7 Getting mauled by an escaped 'Thing'


#33 Getting squished by Darth Vaders landing fighter.


#54 Getting caught up in the middle of some sort of Rebelion.


#77 An embarrasing crane accident in front of troops.


#83 Not getting proper clearance to go upstairs to talk with the boss.

101 ways to die on the Death Star!

Back by unpopular demand... 101 ways to die, this time on the Death Star!

#1 It happens to everybody, being choked by Darth Vader.


#47 Getting smashed by Probe Launcher doors!


#62 Hanging out underneith a heavily used elevator shaft.


#93 Getting caught in the Vader Chambers closing doors.


Tune in next time for more ways to die on the Death Star!

Ah the Batboat, and a Crocodile guy.

There goes my wallet again. Luckily this was a very cool present, but I'm sure Lego Two Face or Joker will doop me into buying their sets.


The best parts are, or course, the little lego Batmen and villains.


Where did Croc get the funds to buy his own Jetski I ask?

Talking Ace!

If this toy were around when I was five, it would have never left my paws. Talking Ace, Batman's crime fighting best friend. He says some pretty funny stuff too like...

"kryptonite doesn't bother me!"

"I've got the perfect gadget for this job! (sound effect)"

"You can't escape the BatHound!"

"I'm Ace the BatHound!"

"Batman is my partner, Not my owner!"

"Break out the Baterang!"

"I'm the other Cape Crusader!"