Lego Technic Darth's decision...

The dark Sith Lord must decide which Light saber to use; the Traditional Lego-saber, or the unique Frosted Flake Spoon-Saber. Hmmmm.

PVC Transformers Heroes of Cybertron Spike's Problem...

Spike must choose which Bumblebee to ride to the store with.

Uh-oh...

I caught my so called tree hugging Bionicle on top of a pile of freshly chopped wood out front of my home. It had an axe like weapon, which can only prove its demise.

T-rex line up...

Name the T-rex's and where they are from, from left to right.

Wolf Bronski and his powerfull Exo-Suit have taken quite a beating over the years. He has survived many toy battles, lost limbs, missiles, and taking heavy plastic damage. Yet he still stands in playable condition. As for now, I have him working on my rock garden outside.

My First Transformer was Autobot Grapple. The fact that it still survives today is quite amazing. Its missing his hands and weapons and a tire or two. Its joints are shot and some stickers are falling off. I still know how to transform it though and that's what counts. Fortune favored me the other day when I found a reissue, "Commemorative Series VI" of Grapple. The cool thing was it was only 2.98 on super green tag clearance. Talk about reverse inflation!

On Safari, Transformers Beast Wars Cheetor and Bone Crusher

Watch as the cheetah slowly stalks her prey. Ready to pounce any second, she collects her thoughts of the day. Will the weary water buffalo notice in time? Or will the laws of the desert continue to tick...

Master of the Universe Leechor was on my window.

Nothing beats a MiniMate Gandalf vs Saruman battle on top of the tall tower of Stool.

Rare Shot!

I got a lucky shot of a Road Runner running on my fence line today. Wow! that guy is fast!!!

Lego Knights vs Mega Bloks Magnetic knights

If you are looking for a knight that is tall, can take a beating, and is bright red, try finding a lego knight. Their shields have a strange game on the back and there is a lever to smash their swords onto oponents. The lego knight is pretty well jointed and can stand fairly well with its big flat feet. During a battle a limb can be unattacted for some good Monty Python damage. The helmet flips up to reveal the face of the knight and parts of the suit can be pieced off to replace with other stange legos.

Mega Bloks have recently come out with a knight of their own. It is much darker and realistic then lego's knight. The Mega Blok knight is smaller, but heavier since its joints are made of magnets. This gives the knight an amazing joint advantage, letting it pose in many different ways. The base is magnetic too which will attatch to the knights feet. The knights have a shield and a sword, and also have a game on the bottom of the base. The eyes will light up LED Red when the small button on the head is pressed, but will not stay on. Their downside is that they are weaker and can loose several limbs in just a few seconds of torture.

I hope this information will help you on your quest for the Holy Grail.

Not again!

Once again my Ice Bionicle has found its way into my freezer. What is the deal with that? And why does it protect those waffles?

New Transformers control my coffie table!

From left to right: Starscream, Optimus Prime, and Megatron.

At last! The mighty Attacktix Chewbacca!

I have recently become addicted to the Star Wars toy game of Attacktix. It started out as just one free Count Dooku with purchase of another Star Wars toy. He was pretty cool, so I figured I should buy one more to compliment him. Of course you can't just buy one, you have to by a three pack in a grab bag like box. Now I had four Attacktix. According to the pack though, you had to have three pieces per team to play a game, So I bought another three pack. Enough to play a short game, I was not satisfied...I wanted a more popular character like Obi-won or Darth Vader. So I bought a boster pack, and another one, and another one. I think I really should stop now, but when I got the rare Emperor figure it encouraged me to get more...If only I could get a Yoda. Chewbacca is cool too though and should satisfy me for a few hours at least.

Mysterious Mysterio Action Figure

The mysterious Mysterio appeared today on a golden seventies chair in my living room. You can almost see his creepy baby-face like projection in his dome. It appears though, that he has run low on batteries. Perhaps in a few days (more likely years) I can find a way to light up his head.

Who would win? Green Lantern vs Green Arrow?

I often question the power of green? Who would win if Green Lantern and Green Arrow were to get upset with one another at a Justice League meeting???

Opening Day!

This is the official opening day at the Toy Museum! I can tell you right now the whole staff is really excited!! The rumors of the accounting division strike is just that, RUMORS. Anyhow... We begin today's opening with a legendary toy from Dan's collection. The great Leonardo the turtle is here, sporting a classic Apollo 11 moon landing gear attire. Don't be fooled of his location though, he is not on the moon. He is not on Venus, or the moon Io either. He is actually on the surface of what used to be the bottom of my fridgerator crisper. Yuck! Thank goodness for the spacesuit!

So this is a toy museum, where are the toys?

Ahhh, Welcome to my land of fun. At this time no toys will be found. SOON there will be thousands...or maybe just five to ten samples.