Un-Pregnant Natalie Portman, Star Wars Padme Amidala with wedgie

So the big news last week or so was that Natalie Portman was pregnant, which coincides with a better action figure than this one, but thats for a future post. This figure I bought last year at this time, but I was moving, so I had to pack her up, then forget. I opened her up last night to find a startling wedgie. She must have been in agony in that package for over a year...

There's not much I can do about it though, she's just plastic.

I could cover her up, so that no one could see the wedgie.

But what fun is that?